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Post by }|{COR}|{BIRD}|{EMPRR} on Sept 25, 2005 3:09:03 GMT 8
Go ahead and make many threads in the joke section.. these jokes that u put in will never be erased so by all means give all a good laugh  even guests that visit  |
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Post by }|{COR}|{SPOON} on Sept 29, 2005 1:00:33 GMT 8
a man walks into a bar -
"ouch!"
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Post by empmustard on Sept 29, 2005 2:45:20 GMT 8
Oh god, what has this world come too?!?!
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Post by artorius on Sept 30, 2005 2:40:46 GMT 8
stick wars, slags star wars:
obi wan--master yoda, were are the clone troopers
yoda--yoda loose them, he did, hmmMMmmm, bad memery, i do
wen padme fall off gunship in att of the clones
aniken-- padme, no, put the ship down
obi-wan--no, wat do u think padme would have done in ur position
aniken--ow, aright then
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Post by artorius on Sept 30, 2005 2:50:36 GMT 8
any of u watch, the simpsons, if so, look at this
if homer simpson had invented golf this is homer talking:
if i had invented golf, ther would be muck less rules, i mean, y cant golf be as good a films, like, happy gilmore or caddy shak
in my golf, ya good walk around in your underpance, and y should mini golf get all the good stuff,and, ya could bring ur bed to the course and sleep on the job,, and u would have slaves to carry u around the course on ur bed, water hazerds are replaced by beer pond, so ya can get drunk wen getting ur ball outta the pond
bunkers are replaced by donuts hills and candy shops, ya win the round if u hit another player on the head and leather weage was aloud
that was if homer simpson ivented golf, let me know if u liked it, if so
----------------------------------------------------------------------------then if marge simpson invented golf....................hope u enjoyed these as muck as i did
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Post by artorius on Oct 1, 2005 22:11:00 GMT 8
if marge simpson invented golf....., ow jesus, here go'es nothin.......
if i marge simpson had invented golf, there would be muck safer thing, the ball made of sponged, irons have nothing to do with iron, and instead of it should be
Gentelman------------Gentelwoman
Only--------------------Only
Woman----------------Woman
Forbibben-------------First
and another thing, the spectater are aloud play if they would like, no age groups, 1 year old vs tiger woods
u must were a helmet and steel shoot to play golf, or even be in the addiance
(i think u get the picture).............................let me know if u would like to see at would hapen if bart simpson invented GOLF
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Post by }|{COR}|{Ranged Fear}|{Ret} on Oct 10, 2005 19:23:12 GMT 8
jokes have to be said out loud to be funny really...save em for teamspeak....which i wont be on for 3 whole weaks  ((( |
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Post by }|{COR}|{Lavahawk}|{GEN-X} on Oct 11, 2005 6:37:23 GMT 8
Or you could just read them aloud so we don't have to go on jokes for teamspeak. Since some cor either don't have ts or don't use it or get on rome. Besides you never get them anyway so whats the big deal?
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Post by }|{COR}|{Lavahawk}|{GEN-X} on Nov 2, 2005 12:32:41 GMT 8
Here are some good southern US jokes. Don't call me inconsiderate im southern too. Sometimes we just need to laugh at ourselves. My appologizes if any of your friends are rednecks
Southern Folk
A South Carolina redneck passed away and left a sizable estate to his beloved widow. However, she can't touch it until she turns fourteen.
Folks in Alabama now go to the movies in groups of 18 or more since they were told that in some theaters "17 and under are not admitted."
The minimum drinking age in Tennessee was raised to age 32 in an attempt to keep alcohol out of high schools.
You know you are in Georgia when you call the front desk from your motel room and tell the clerk "I've gotta leak in my sink," and he says, "Go ahead. You paid for the room".
You can tell if a Mississippi redneck is married. There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.
The Arkansas governor's mansion in Little Rock was almost destroyed by fire. In fact, the entire trailer park was almost lost.
The law in North Carolina was recently changed regarding divorce. Now, after being divorced, the couple is still brother and sister.
A Texas State trooper stopped a redneck in a pickup truck for weaving on the roadway. He asked the driver, "Got any ID?" The redneck said, "Bout what?"
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Post by }|{COR}|{SharpSimon}|{W-V} on Dec 15, 2005 4:13:46 GMT 8
What happens when u put a jackass and a turtle together? u get a norwegian with a military helmet!!! bad joke I know |
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Post by }|{COR}|{APOLLO{K-V} on Dec 18, 2005 15:36:14 GMT 8
i dont get that joke
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Post by }|{COR}|{PyroRaptoR{K-VI} on Dec 19, 2005 21:17:53 GMT 8
Hi. This joke is for people who understand German only. I´m sorry but the joke can´t be translated, the joke would drop off. Was ist der Unterschied zwischen Bumsen und Vögeln?  . . . . . . . . . . . Bumsen können nicht fliegen!!! ;D Best joke I´ve ever heard!!! I still smile today if I read it!! |
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Post by }|{COR}|{PyroRaptoR{K-VI} on Dec 19, 2005 21:25:41 GMT 8
And this one can´t be translated into German ;D :
Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker were having one of their little father and son chats. Lightsabers drawn and sparks flying.
Vader pinned Luke against a bulkhead and glared into his face, "I know what you're getting for Christmas, Luke," he said, "Ohhh, yes! I know!"
Luke fought himself free and jumped to a higher platfrom just out of Vader's reach, "How do you know!?" Luke yelled at him, "How do you know what I'm getting for Christmas!?"
Darth Vader shot Luke an icey glare, "I felt your presents."
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Post by empmustard on Dec 20, 2005 0:37:53 GMT 8
LOL!!
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Post by }|{COR}|{APOLLO{K-V} on Dec 20, 2005 1:01:35 GMT 8
LOLZ!
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Post by }|{COR}|{PyroRaptoR{K-VI} on Dec 21, 2005 1:43:43 GMT 8
How could life be without games or local game-stores? Here is the answer:  |
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Post by empmustard on Dec 22, 2005 16:40:50 GMT 8
lol
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Post by }|{COR}|{PPM[UV]Ultima[C-IV} on Jan 1, 2006 2:55:33 GMT 8
Joke
What do u call an irish lesbian?
Gaylic
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Post by arcanisunquan on Jan 10, 2006 0:19:10 GMT 8
i got 1 -
4 men walking in a desert with no food so they had to kill 1 of themselves to eat and they got the bodyparts of the football club they supported.so the man who supported manchester united got the chest , the man who supported liverpool got the liver and the man who supported arsenal said "ive lost my appetite"
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Post by empmustard on Jan 10, 2006 1:38:32 GMT 8
LOL!!
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Post by tsardestroyer on Apr 17, 2006 4:50:29 GMT 8
i got one....
MYRMIDON!
AHAHAHAHAH funniest joke on RTW! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!
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Post by }|{COR}|{splinter}|{C-III} on Apr 17, 2006 6:05:44 GMT 8
 Your mum. She's the funniest joke. Makes everyone laugh. |
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Post by }|{COR}|{Tsar_Simeon{W-VIII} on Apr 17, 2006 7:42:33 GMT 8
True ......  Can someone please bann/delete that user (tsar destroyer). |
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Post by }|{COR}|{Firstprime{E-lord} on Apr 18, 2006 0:02:01 GMT 8
 i got my eye on you |
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Post by }|{COR}|{splinter}|{C-III} on Apr 18, 2006 0:08:46 GMT 8
=D Prime i'm gonna get your daughter.
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Post by }|{COR}|{Firstprime{E-lord} on Apr 18, 2006 1:26:46 GMT 8
yeh thats why i got my eye on you |
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Post by }|{COR}|{splinter}|{C-III} on Apr 18, 2006 1:29:55 GMT 8
Haha. =D
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Post by }|{COR}|{Firstprime{E-lord} on Apr 18, 2006 1:34:24 GMT 8
lol
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Post by }|{COR}|{Tsar_Simeon{W-VIII} on Apr 18, 2006 7:54:24 GMT 8
Prime protect ur daughter from evil lil kids like splinter and tiger  |
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Post by }|{COR}|{Tsar_Simeon{W-VIII} on Apr 18, 2006 19:45:38 GMT 8
LOL kingtiger beleive tht if u want ahah lol
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Your mum. She's the funniest joke. Makes everyone laugh.
